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A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver
won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to
ask you but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as
I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and
hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say
or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:

1. You have to be single, and
2. You must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm
Catholic too!

"OK" the nun says "Pull into the next alley"

He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a
hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"

"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm
married and Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Fred and I'm on my way to a
Halloween party.