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Here are my latest compositions to Cleveland-area radio stations to get some Dream Theater on-air. Here's the tool: Radiofinderizer.net

Let's see how long it takes to get a canned response.

Dear WONE:
Hi, I would love to hear "As I Am" by Dream Theater ... I'm a regular listener ... and I think the last time you played Dream Theater was in November of 1994 when their album Awake came out ... it's time to play them again! Thanks, Dan ... Lakewood

Dear WXTM:
You know, I was listening to your pussy, nu-metal crap last night, and thought: why the fuck don't you play something with balls and chunk, like Dream Theater's new single "As I Am"
I'm sick of your boring, "let's copy MMS -- only harder" playlist. Play Dream Theater. Dan, Lakewood.

Dear WMMS:
Had another typical Wednesday yesterday ... driving to and from work, I couldn't tell the difference between your station and WGXM. Why? Because you buttholes play the same music, same damn tracks at almost the same time!
Get a clue and play something that rocks: Dream Theater's new single, "As I Am"
I know you're back in your studio listening to real rock music ... now share some with us.
Dan, Lakewood.