10.31.2003
Dream Theater offers brand new, 7 minute song for free
Dream Theater download the full-length version of "As I Am"
OK, this is cool. Another major-label band releasing a single online before it's available in stores.
It looks like a straight-mp3 ... sweet! What a way to get sales. Amazon.com already has my order, but this could convince me if I had no idea who this band was.
OK, this is cool. Another major-label band releasing a single online before it's available in stores.
It looks like a straight-mp3 ... sweet! What a way to get sales. Amazon.com already has my order, but this could convince me if I had no idea who this band was.
10.30.2003
OK, I'm a tool. But I want to hear Dream Theater
Here are my latest compositions to Cleveland-area radio stations to get some Dream Theater on-air. Here's the tool: Radiofinderizer.net
Let's see how long it takes to get a canned response.
Dear WONE:
Hi, I would love to hear "As I Am" by Dream Theater ... I'm a regular listener ... and I think the last time you played Dream Theater was in November of 1994 when their album Awake came out ... it's time to play them again! Thanks, Dan ... Lakewood
Dear WXTM:
You know, I was listening to your pussy, nu-metal crap last night, and thought: why the fuck don't you play something with balls and chunk, like Dream Theater's new single "As I Am"
I'm sick of your boring, "let's copy MMS -- only harder" playlist. Play Dream Theater. Dan, Lakewood.
Dear WMMS:
Had another typical Wednesday yesterday ... driving to and from work, I couldn't tell the difference between your station and WGXM. Why? Because you buttholes play the same music, same damn tracks at almost the same time!
Get a clue and play something that rocks: Dream Theater's new single, "As I Am"
I know you're back in your studio listening to real rock music ... now share some with us.
Dan, Lakewood.
Let's see how long it takes to get a canned response.
Dear WONE:
Hi, I would love to hear "As I Am" by Dream Theater ... I'm a regular listener ... and I think the last time you played Dream Theater was in November of 1994 when their album Awake came out ... it's time to play them again! Thanks, Dan ... Lakewood
Dear WXTM:
You know, I was listening to your pussy, nu-metal crap last night, and thought: why the fuck don't you play something with balls and chunk, like Dream Theater's new single "As I Am"
I'm sick of your boring, "let's copy MMS -- only harder" playlist. Play Dream Theater. Dan, Lakewood.
Dear WMMS:
Had another typical Wednesday yesterday ... driving to and from work, I couldn't tell the difference between your station and WGXM. Why? Because you buttholes play the same music, same damn tracks at almost the same time!
Get a clue and play something that rocks: Dream Theater's new single, "As I Am"
I know you're back in your studio listening to real rock music ... now share some with us.
Dan, Lakewood.
10.29.2003
Ron Burgundy: Killer movie
CHUD - Cinematic Happenings Under Development reports on the upcoming Will Ferrell vehicle guaranteed to make me shill out $7.50 to laugh. Unless there's a Comedy Central special about the film.
10.26.2003
ok, forwards can still get a laugh
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver
won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to
ask you but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as
I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and
hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say
or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
1. You have to be single, and
2. You must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm
Catholic too!
"OK" the nun says "Pull into the next alley"
He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a
hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm
married and Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Fred and I'm on my way to a
Halloween party.
won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to
ask you but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as
I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and
hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say
or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
1. You have to be single, and
2. You must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm
Catholic too!
"OK" the nun says "Pull into the next alley"
He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a
hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm
married and Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Fred and I'm on my way to a
Halloween party.
10.25.2003
Polish digital clock
new dt single
So Dream Theater released As I Am, the latest 1989 metal retread from the gods of syncopation.
I have a crumy radio-edit taped off of the radio, and hope that the entire album sounds better.
I have a crumy radio-edit taped off of the radio, and hope that the entire album sounds better.
10.23.2003
Practical CSS Layout Tips, Tricks, & Techniques: A List Apart
Table centering test
PVII Tutorials- CSS-TD: CSS Table Design
Caption Test
Caption Test for later
10.22.2003
MaKo 4 CSS - Netscape4 Issues - 2 Stylesheets
XHTML: Using CSS to Style Tables
2 column CSS
ATV riders try to outrun police off-road | wkyc.com
ATV riders try to outrun police off-road | wkyc.com
LOL! Police can't catch off-roading ATV speeders, so they get their own ATV. I want to see a picture ... does it have a siren?
LOL! Police can't catch off-roading ATV speeders, so they get their own ATV. I want to see a picture ... does it have a siren?
10.21.2003
STLtoday - News - Columnists
10.20.2003
vote for one
a few dozen reasons to vote in 2004
10.19.2003
Way Out There In the Blue: Reagan, Star Wars and the End of the Cold War
Should be required reading for any history class.
Friday night on Letterman (10/17), Thom Yorke of Radiohead is wearing a "No Star Wars" T-shirt. No, he's not saying something about George Lucas, he's reinforcing a lesson of this excellent text.
1. Star Wars won't work now, or any decade soon.
2. It was never designed to "protect America," rather, it might keep a couple of nuke silos in operation after 30 minutes into a nuclear conflict.
3. Most American's think we are protected by a missle shield.
4. We spent $60 billion from 1983 - 1999 "developing" anti-missle defenses, many of which would violate our 1972 ABM Treaty.
5. Most importantly, it shows that the USSR was going to change/fall/implode with or without Reagan's nasty, bull-headed rhetoric about the Evil Empire. Reagan didn't bring the Soviet's down.
I'll stop here, it's a good book with great research.
Friday night on Letterman (10/17), Thom Yorke of Radiohead is wearing a "No Star Wars" T-shirt. No, he's not saying something about George Lucas, he's reinforcing a lesson of this excellent text.
1. Star Wars won't work now, or any decade soon.
2. It was never designed to "protect America," rather, it might keep a couple of nuke silos in operation after 30 minutes into a nuclear conflict.
3. Most American's think we are protected by a missle shield.
4. We spent $60 billion from 1983 - 1999 "developing" anti-missle defenses, many of which would violate our 1972 ABM Treaty.
5. Most importantly, it shows that the USSR was going to change/fall/implode with or without Reagan's nasty, bull-headed rhetoric about the Evil Empire. Reagan didn't bring the Soviet's down.
I'll stop here, it's a good book with great research.
Camp Chaos returns!
VH1 Illustrated.
Perfect TV for Dan. Brief mixes of anything that's been on TV, pushed to 11.
A short attention span poetry slam for those of us who crave the return of Surge.
Perfect TV for Dan. Brief mixes of anything that's been on TV, pushed to 11.
A short attention span poetry slam for those of us who crave the return of Surge.
Amazon.com: Music: Surrender to the Night
Amazon.com: Music: Surrender to the Night
Trans Am ... Do I finally have music to share with Matt J.? Free mp3 download ... how nice.
Hilarious clip from their web site: rough_justice.mp3
Trans Am ... Do I finally have music to share with Matt J.? Free mp3 download ... how nice.
Hilarious clip from their web site: rough_justice.mp3
10.15.2003
Comedy Central -- Games
10.11.2003
kill bill: media player
kill bill: media player
Add the theme to "Kill Bill" (selection 4 in this Flash presentation: you need to allow pop-ups) to songs my imaginary band would cover. Scratch that ... songs that my imaginary band would open with. It's 70s. It's funk. It's U2.
Add the theme to "Kill Bill" (selection 4 in this Flash presentation: you need to allow pop-ups) to songs my imaginary band would cover. Scratch that ... songs that my imaginary band would open with. It's 70s. It's funk. It's U2.
10.07.2003
Play that funky music, Game Boy
Play that funky music, Game Boy
Yes, I'm stealing links. Sue me. And listen to this funky music. Nintendo rules.
Yes, I'm stealing links. Sue me. And listen to this funky music. Nintendo rules.
IST - SideWinder Cell Phone Charger
IST - SideWinder Cell Phone Charger
New mission: Find out what type of cell phone Matt H. has, then get him one of these!
New mission: Find out what type of cell phone Matt H. has, then get him one of these!
10.04.2003
proper use of f@#k
Monty Python's classic, Flash-i-fied
We've heard it before. It's foul. It's not nice. It's brilliant.
We've heard it before. It's foul. It's not nice. It's brilliant.
10.01.2003
eBaum's World Media Download -
eBaum's World Media Download -Funniest Home Shopping Videos ... just click "download"
