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Jump the Shark has yet to decide whether South Park has gotten long in the tooth, but after two episodes this season dissin’ environmentalism, I’m pulling an Issac Hayes and leaving.

Since 1997, I’ve enjoyed their preachy comedic messages … but it’s finally gotten boring.

Cartman: You seem a little irritable, Dan. You got some sand in your vagina?
Me: There’s no sand in my vagina
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Let’s see, Tom Cruise is the subject of ridicule because he has a particularly crazy faith. Ditto for Chef. Streisand is a bitch, so poke fun at her.

This week’s episode attempted to rip Al Gore a new one for being preachy about global warming. I’m cereal.

OK class, settle down, I’ve got some news for you

The scientific evidence is now overwhelming that unchecked growth in fossil fuel use throughout the next half-century will produce a global climate catastrophe.

South Park: Boring and wrong.


Categorized as environment, reviews, television

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